*WeLcOmE tO mY LiFe*

*Memories*

*WeLcOmE tO mY wOrLd*
*R.I.P.*
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*Summer*Jam*2004*
*My Family*
*Memories*
*Quotes & Poems*
*20 Things*
*Shout Outs*

Some of my best memories and some funny conversations...

...:::MEMORIES:::...
 
*New Years Eve 2004 w/ Shana, Dre and Trey
*Rosslyn getting pulled over and not having her license with her
*Dre and Trey runnin up the hill and still missing the bus
*Trey (running into my room) - "Dre! i've known Shana and Jessica longer than you have..."
*Chicken fucker! lol Dre
*"friends" lol Shawna, Dre and Trey
*Mine and Dre's cd...Body and Soul
*Krispy Kremes and the Witch's house with Shawna, Trey and Dre
*curb! curb! curb!...too close! too close! too close!
*"im koo.." -Tony "put an L on the end of that..ur white" -sum drunk kid
*HASHBROWNS!... GRILLED CHEESE!... DENNYS!!!
*"Thats nasty!...SO nasty!" -Raph
*"Heellllllla bomb" -Darris
*light bright! ...lol Shana, Darris and Raph
*"what boyfriend?" -me..lol Shana!
*Darris making me grilled cheese..too bad i was to fucked up to eat it...so Shana ate it instead
*The many high school dances
*Hawaii with Shawna
*Studio B-summer of 2004 w/ Shawna, Bri, Kiana, Mitchell and Darris
*camping with Brennan, Shana and Shawna
*exit 47!
*"we have 8 feet!"...lol bert and shana
*LEZBIANS!
*"what day is monday nite football on???"
*"RICE..."lol shana!
*parties when my parents were out of town
*sleep-overs at my house with my gurls
*making Christmas cookies with the girls
*going camping with Robby
*spending the nite at Robby's
*4th of July 2002 when shana caught on fire LOL
*"Thanx for puttin my fire out" -shana
*4th of july 2003 partyin with robby & andrew
*gettin our faces painted...(and breakin out) HAHA SHANA
*goin down to kennydale beach at 4:30 with amber to watch the sunrise
*goin to seattle with Ally, Jessi and Jason and gettin lost! BUMS!!! also drivin around lookin for a whore for Jason! HAHAHA
*southcenter mall...need i say more? NAW i think NOT!
*gettin high off markers in Shawna's playhouse
*"gimme my mutha fuckin food" -D.J.
*goin campin w/ Shawna -NICK AND JAKE! awww! LOL-
*goin to kennydale beach with Shana, Ausha and Jack at 3:00am
*Jack laughing and spreading his legs a LITTLE too far...with a towel on lol Shana and Ausha
*Halloween 2001
*"will u PLEASE take the picture?!?" -Robby
*Dakota's..eww!
*"Shana! help me push!!! LOL!" -me
*the many concerts-backstreet boys, kube 93 b-day party, nelly and the st. lunatics, Shania Twian, Summer Jam, Toby Keith
*Jeff and Larry (NUF SAID!!!)
*Jack teachin us his Booty-ology
*washin our hands at Bath and Body Works...EVERYTIME!
* "aww naw...hell naw..." -Jeremy and LaRay
*water fights at the skate park
*20...19...18...THANK YOU -Shawna
* "Shawna can you come outside? we have a bone to pick with you!" -Me and Shana
*swimmin at Robbys with Shana
*video taping at Maplewood with Shana and Shawna
*teachin Shawna how to pole dance
*Ausha breakin her neck...and that guy runnin into the pole LOL
*building the bridge under the bridge with Shana
*PrOpeL dOllZ...LOL SHANA!
*"Jess come here, we have a problem" -shana...after she sprung a leak
*watchin HaRdBaLL at Shana's...and then the fone rang
*goin to early morning races with Andrew
*kareoke at the Jensen BBQ'z
*krazy talks with andrew on his WATER bed ~hehe~
*Andrews obsession with britney spears
*watchin Robby get drunk at Andrew's
*gettin a fuckin rug burn on my back! LOL
*chicken baseball at link crew...CHUCK THE CHICKEN! LOL!!!
*goin to get starbucks w/ the gurls and chillin in Wendy's driveway
*seattle w/ Andrew, Robby and Paul (freezin my ass off w/ the windows down!)
*the drunk people in seattle "dude! that gurls boob just popped out!" -Robby

...:::FUNNY SHIT PEOPLE SAY:::...
 
topfueldart: ok .. brb lol
XxChErRyBoMb05xX: grrr wut are u doin?
topfueldart: i had to go grab a hold of my cock and let some fluid out ? Glad you asked now ?
XxChErRyBoMb05xX: LOL wow!
 
xxChErRyBoMb05xx: just dont stop!
topfueldart: trust me, i wont
 
AllStreetDart: ill take you for a ride youll never forget
 
DrunkenIrishGuy9: i'm peircing my eye brow tonight...and then i'm peircing my nut sack
 
Goobes36: fuck me in the goat ass!!!
 
DrunkenIrishGuy9: and i thought you where a cool black chick.....
 
BiGdYcIeHQPZ: UR DAD IZ THA HOMIE!
 
DrunkenIrishGuy9: u know my name? cuz if you don't then you won't know what to say when your yelling while i'm fucking you
 
SuperMan9413: how bout u wear whip cream and a cherry on top and ill eat it
SuperMan9413: damn now u got me all horny talk bout all dat stuff
 
Jason: "seattle makes me feel sexy...i gotta find me a whore...hey whore where are you?!?"
 
Limit2208: i can't help it if im just a sex machine
Limit2208: that's why i keep myself locked away in my house most of the time
Limit2208: im like a celebrity
Limit2208: i get mauled just buying milk at the store
Limit2208: like im some kind of justin timberlake

Chris Rock at the 2003 VMA's "50 cent took more shots to the face than Jenna Jameson"

Jessica loves you!